Dammit! Where's my chocolate?

Advice from a math teacher with a red pen.

I am the one hiding under your bed
teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am your math teacher (Sweet dreams)
(Weasel #1 wrote this one.  Yay!)

I am the one hiding under your bed

teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am your math teacher (Sweet dreams)

(Weasel #1 wrote this one.  Yay!)

In the end, only three things matter:  how much you loved,
how gently you lived, and how much glitter you wore.

In the end, only three things matter:  how much you loved,

how gently you lived, and how much glitter you wore.

Teaching
The only job you’ll ever love,
hate, adore, loathe, question, cherish, regret, honor, disparage, brag about, deny, idolize, condemn, revere, regret again, and defend.

Teaching

The only job you’ll ever love,

hate, adore, loathe, question, cherish, regret, honor, disparage, brag about, deny, idolize, condemn, revere, regret again, and defend.

I want you on my Christmas tree,
as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”

I want you on my Christmas tree,

as a warning to anyone else who thinks store decorations in October are “festive.”

Sure, I’ll show you proof of my disability
as soon as you show me your
asshole placard.
Oh wait - no need.

Sure, I’ll show you proof of my disability

as soon as you show me your

asshole placard.

Oh wait - no need.

The devastation has returned…will you survive?
(Zombie Pumpkin Spice Latte is BACK!)
(More WAAALLETS!)

The devastation has returned…will you survive?

(Zombie Pumpkin Spice Latte is BACK!)

(More WAAALLETS!)