Dammit! Where's my chocolate?

Advice from a math teacher with a red pen.

Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.
Specifically, me.
- The Red Pen

Inner peace begins the moment you choose to allow another person or event to control your emotions.

Specifically, me.

- The Red Pen

If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends.
If an egg is broken by an inside force, then life begins.
If an egg is broken by an invisible force, then Darth’s making breakfast.

If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends.

If an egg is broken by an inside force, then life begins.

If an egg is broken by an invisible force, then Darth’s making breakfast.

Tips for Surviving Morning Sickness:
Don’t get pregnant.

Tips for Surviving Morning Sickness:

Don’t get pregnant.

The weak can never forgive.
The strong don’t have to.

The weak can never forgive.

The strong don’t have to.

When someone undermines your dreams,
predicts your doom, or criticizes you
in any way, remember,
they’ll never suspect a thing,
and
you’ll never get caught.

When someone undermines your dreams,

predicts your doom, or criticizes you

in any way, remember,

they’ll never suspect a thing,

and

you’ll never get caught.

The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling.
Because, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s professional cat stylists for Facebook who earn money on the side eating nachos and watching American Idol.

The things you are passionate about are not random, they are your calling.

Because, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s professional cat stylists for Facebook who earn money on the side eating nachos and watching American Idol.

A guest post from my dear friend, Lucy Leadskin:
You Dance to your Drummer,
I’ll Dance to GWAR.

A guest post from my dear friend, Lucy Leadskin:

You Dance to your Drummer,

I’ll Dance to GWAR.

If you’re reading this, then I’m ankle-deep in the beautiful sand on the west coast of Maui.  Happy Summer, luvvies!

"I need the sea because it teaches me."  - Pablo Neruda

If you’re reading this, then I’m ankle-deep in the beautiful sand on the west coast of Maui.  Happy Summer, luvvies!

"I need the sea because it teaches me."  - Pablo Neruda